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Sassy Merch for Clever Banter Lovers

WittyRepartay (WRY) is your playground for lippy merch that talks back - with sass, smarts, and a wink.

We execute daring verbal lunges, cuts and thrusts, parries, and ripostes that celebrate the art of light-hearted banter and razor-sharp repartee.

Because the world’s a mess - but we’ve got the punchlines
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Rated 5 stars by customers

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Customer Praise

See what our witty community thinks about our playful merchandise!

WittyRepartay has transformed my house and wardrobe; I can't get enough of the sass! Ha ha haaaarghh!

Teresa H.
A neatly organized store shelf displaying various branded merchandise including coffee mugs, tumblers, bags of coffee beans, and cups. The products are arranged in a visually appealing manner with different collections and themes.
A neatly organized store shelf displaying various branded merchandise including coffee mugs, tumblers, bags of coffee beans, and cups. The products are arranged in a visually appealing manner with different collections and themes.

Los Angeles

The designs are sharp, fun, and they always spark a laugh in conversations!

A person holds a sign over their face in a shop filled with decorative items. The sign reads 'Flattery will get you somewhere, start talking' and the person has sunglasses resting on their head.
A person holds a sign over their face in a shop filled with decorative items. The sign reads 'Flattery will get you somewhere, start talking' and the person has sunglasses resting on their head.
Mark T.

New York

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Sassy merch for clever banter lovers.

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